Weird Dildos

The only thing worse than boring people is boring sex. When it comes to getting down and dirty, it is all about being weird and wild and letting go of all inhibitions! The great thing about kinks and fetishes is that you can meet a person and have absolutely no idea about what turns them on and gets them off. You may be a librarian by day and a raving nymphomaniac alien cosplayer at night, and Fantasy Dildoes UK loves it! 


That’s why we have put together the most comprehensive collection of weird dildos available anywhere, ever (no need to check that!) These weird dildos will enable you to live out your wildest fantasies, explore your kinkiest desires and take your sex life to another universe.


But what are weird dildos? Well, they are exactly what they sound like. Dildos which aren’t the usual old dull plastic penises. Instead, weird dildos are based on mythical creatures, alien beings and ferocious dragons! 


Our weird dildos are the best toys for both solo play and for pleasuring and experimenting with your partner. There are so many fantasies that our weird dildos can help you role play and bring into reality. Maybe you are a brave explorer who ventures down into a dark cave and comes face to face with a Fiery Red Dragon. Or perhaps you crash landed on an alien planet and were forced to breed with the Xenomorph Alien Dildo inhabitants. Whatever gets you going, we have the perfect weird dildos for you!


All of our weird dildos and stunningly designed and crafted using the highest grade of medical silicone. This means they look amazing, feel great and are 100% non-reactive, non-toxic and totally safe to use. 


We have weird dildos in a wide variety of colours, designs, shapes and sizes with each providing a unique dildo experience. One thing that sets weird dildos and our other fantasy sex toys apart is their textures. Most sex toys have smooth textures but weird dildos are nobbly, scaly and have interesting bumps and lumps which reach spots inside you that regular dildos, butt plugs and vibrators can’t. 


Some of our weird dildos are rather large (who has ever heard of a tiny dragon, after all!) and so you may need to use lube with your toy. Make sure that you don’t use silicone-based lube with your weird dildo because silicone lube actually degrades the surface of silicone sex toys which can make them both uncomfortable and unhygienic. Instead, use a quality water-based lubricant for safe and pleasurable weird dildo play.



There is nothing more frustrating than waiting for sex, particularly when you have an erotic fantasy to play out, which is why we offer next-day shipping on all orders across the UK. All weird dildos are delivered in discreet packaging so you will have no fear of your neighbours working out what it is and stealing it out of your porch for their own fantasy fun!